thesilhouette: (body swap flood - Charlie)
Ursula Zandt (The Silhouette) ([personal profile] thesilhouette) wrote2009-10-06 04:56 pm

-010 // Ursula is displeased!

Dear heaven, cowboy! Do you never bathe? It is a shower for your body, right now, much as I loathe the thought of touching your disgusting parts. Then a haircut, and a shave.

I also require a loan of clean clothing from a man.

[Private to Security]
This is The Silhouette. Charlie has access to my room, and therefore my weapons.

[identity profile] i-hate-posses.livejournal.com 2009-10-06 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, I had to promise not to do shit to your body.

Course, I can always change my mind, girly.

Added as an afterthought

[identity profile] i-hate-posses.livejournal.com 2009-10-06 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
And don't you touch nothin', either!

[identity profile] sapphic-hero.livejournal.com 2009-10-06 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh my, does the thought of being less than filthy cause you displeasure?

I would not touch that if my life depended on it, cowboy. Never have I touched one before. You would not get this "honor."

[identity profile] i-hate-posses.livejournal.com 2009-10-06 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Listen, Girly-- I don't care if you shower or change my clothin', since you're so set on it, but you ain't changing nothing.

[identity profile] sapphic-hero.livejournal.com 2009-10-06 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I will not injure you. Shut your mouth and allow me to bathe now.

[identity profile] i-hate-posses.livejournal.com 2009-10-07 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
Don't change nothin'. YOU HEAR ME?

[identity profile] ichlugebullets.livejournal.com 2009-10-06 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I have clothes that you can borrow.

Just button ups and jeans though, nothing extravagant.

And I'll eventually need them back.

[identity profile] sapphic-hero.livejournal.com 2009-10-06 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, one of the fire-starters, are you?

[identity profile] ichlugebullets.livejournal.com 2009-10-06 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
One of them.

Do you want the clothes?

[identity profile] sapphic-hero.livejournal.com 2009-10-06 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Leave them outside of Charlie's room. [INSERT ROOM NUMBER HERE, I CAN'T REMEMBER IT.] I feel if I must wait one more minute to shower I will vomit.

[identity profile] ichlugebullets.livejournal.com 2009-10-06 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[We'll just say JD left Ursula a pair of 80's style ripped jeans and a plaid button up. He was unsure of underwear... xD But he left a clean pair anyway. LUL.]

3rd floor, 10th room. Like 3:10 to Yuma. :X

[identity profile] triplekill.livejournal.com 2009-10-07 02:28 am (UTC)(link)

That's clever. I didn't know that. [Butts in.]

[identity profile] onderhaus.livejournal.com 2009-10-07 07:25 am (UTC)(link)

Security

[identity profile] accountsettled.livejournal.com 2009-10-06 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
And you are unarmed? I will go, but I require assistance, my weapons are far inferior to yours.

Incidentally, you can have some of my clothes. They're clean, at least. Although you'd probably be better with something a little more from your time, I presume.

Security

[identity profile] sapphic-hero.livejournal.com 2009-10-06 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
It looks as though this flood skipped you, if you can see that filter. Yes, I am unarmed, and I am unused to moving in this body. I do not imagine I could be much help to you in such an unwieldy state.

I do not know anyone else here from the nineteen-forties, aside from that Nazi scum. Your clothes will do. I do not trust the arsonist.

Re: Security

[identity profile] accountsettled.livejournal.com 2009-10-06 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
It has. I don't expect you to help, it's alright, someone else will be avaliable, and... I'd offer you advice on being a man, but I'm kind of stuck for what to say. Says a lot about us, doesn't it?

When I said time, I meant century. But very well, I'll bring you some when I retrieve your weapons.
acid_rayne: (Gun - Hold)

Security:

[personal profile] acid_rayne 2009-10-06 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
What exactly have you got he could get ahold of? I'm frisking him, as soon as his warden and me see him turn up.

Security

[identity profile] sapphic-hero.livejournal.com 2009-10-06 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Revolvers, combat blades, a riding crop.
acid_rayne: (Think)

Re: Security

[personal profile] acid_rayne 2009-10-06 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
A riding crop?

Damn, Sil'...

Security - that got a laugh out of her

[identity profile] sapphic-hero.livejournal.com 2009-10-07 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
Your mind is a dirty one.
acid_rayne: (Smile - Fangs)

Security :)

[personal profile] acid_rayne 2009-10-07 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
A dirty mind is a healthy mind...

Re: Security:

[identity profile] accountsettled.livejournal.com 2009-10-06 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, you've got it covered? I'll let you do it.
acid_rayne: (Speak)

Re: Security:

[personal profile] acid_rayne 2009-10-06 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, don't worry about it. I'm sure there's more than enough you need to help out on, without getting involved in this.

Re: Security:

[identity profile] accountsettled.livejournal.com 2009-10-06 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Aye, and my weapons are far inferior to hers.
acid_rayne: (Gun - Hold)

Re: Security:

[personal profile] acid_rayne 2009-10-06 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
You and me are gonna' have a chat about getting your stash updated, some time...

Re: Security:

[identity profile] accountsettled.livejournal.com 2009-10-06 10:06 pm (UTC)(link)
It's normally not a problem when the inmates aren't armed better than I am.

...Although I have tried some of Integra's and I could not object to the idea.
acid_rayne: (Think)

Re: Security:

[personal profile] acid_rayne 2009-10-06 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Automatic handgun, my friend... A few can stop a rhino dead, if you use 'em right.

Don't leave home without it.

Re: Security:

[identity profile] accountsettled.livejournal.com 2009-10-06 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I didn't realise I'd have to stop anything like that.

I should probably look into it.
acid_rayne: (Default)

Re: Security:

[personal profile] acid_rayne 2009-10-06 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
We've encountered worse.
whatweoncewere: (≠ [The Angel Gabriel] shocked)

Security

[personal profile] whatweoncewere 2009-10-06 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Sexby and Rayne seem to have a handle on the situation. But if you need clothing, you can have some of mine.